"Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse"

Is that a knife?! No, my weakness, it’s small knives!!

“Man! I got ice cream in there!”

Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red-and-blue suit?

The deli scene when owner is talking about his aunt may he replied with "how's your daughter" 🤣

I love you guys

Get down here and fight like a man!"

"I don't suppose I can convince you to come up here and fight like a spider."🕸️🕷️

my absolute favorite one-liner has to be Ultimate Spider-Man's "your mom's washing it for me" from ultimate Spider-Man #40

"I need to be better. Not better than everyone else. Better than I was yesterday." – Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

"You've underestimated the power of my cheerful optimism."

My favorite Spider-Man one-liner is, "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility".

"With great power must also comes great responsibility."

My favorite was in No Way Home, while in the lab, all 3 Peter's were around and Tobey shoots his web without web shooters, and they were like, what, and he says, "You can't do that, huh"

"You are so fat that when you cut yourself marshmallow fluff comes out!" This was from Ultimate Spiderman when he was rapid firing jokes at Kingpin lmfaooo the 🐐🐐🐐of one liners among the superhero community for sure😂 🕷️🕸️🔥🔥🔥

11 hours ago, Sammy L said:

Hi, I'm Peter Parker!

I'm Doctor Strange

Oh, we're using made up names! HI, I'm Spiderman

20 minutes ago, johnboy said:

My favorite was in No Way Home, while in the lab, all 3 Peter's were around and Tobey shoots his web without web shooters, and they were like, what, and he says, "You can't do that, huh"

this part was awesome hahaha

44 minutes ago, GeneBean said:

"You've underestimated the power of my cheerful optimism."

this is a good one for sure!

You guys ever consider therapy instead of supervillainy?- comics

Everybody gets one- Spider-Man: Homecoming

Pizza time 🍕⏰

On 7/10/2026 at 2:15 PM, Ben Kendrick said:

Hello CB Forum,

We've got another giveaway! This time we're hyping the upcoming release of Spider-Man: Brand New Day with a multi-prize pack worth over $100!

Here are all the prizes in the pack:

• Spider-Man: Brand New Day Movie Tickets (2)

• Spider-Man: Brand New Day Spider-Man 1:6th Scale Collectible Figure

• Spider-Man: Brand New Day T-Shirt

• Spider-Man: Brand New Day Comic Book

To Enter: reply to this thread - and tell us your favorite Spidey one-liner. This is MANDATORY to be entered into the contest.

Additional entries can be earned by clicking the Gleam link below: multiple entries can be earned by following us on socials and engaging with other forum users! But make sure to reply to this post still.

• EARN ADDITIONAL ENTRIES HERE

The contest runs through Friday, July 24th and winners will be sent a direct message here on the CB forum. So keep an eye on your forum inbox!

NOTE: Due to the size of the set, we're limiting this one to residents of North America.

“SEE YA, CHUMP”

• “If you wanted my autograph, you could’ve just ask.

Oh. Look at little Goblin Junior. Gonna cry? Love this line always makes me laugh.

You want forgiveness? Get religion

"you want forgiveness? Get religion!"

Miss Ritter: Mr. Parker! Tardy again?

Peter Parker: Sorry Miss Ritter! It won't happen again, I promise.

Miss Ritter: Don't make promises you can't keep.

Peter Parker: Yeah but those are the best kind.

Spider-Man: I'm gonna throw you out the window now.

Gwen Stacy: What?

These guys are combining alien tech with ours

With great power comes great responsibility