December 2, 2025Dec 2 As much as I’d love to be the final girl in a slasher movie, I’ll be honest – I’d probably be one of the first to die, lol. I’m not beating Michael Myers, and I’m not outrunning death in Final Destination. But, I do think I’d have a really good chance of making it out of Trick ‘r Treat. The entire movie is a love letter to Halloween, and all you need to do to survive is respect Halloween traditions. Halloween celebrations start at the beginning of July in my house, and they don’t stop until I swap my Halloween decorations for Christmas decorations in November.
December 2, 2025Dec 2 The cynical answer would be something like Alien because I simply would just not be in space, or like Ghost Ship because I wouldn't be caught on a ship. But my real answer would be like one of the Child's Play movies. I think I'm stronger than a doll.
December 2, 2025Dec 2 Author 7 minutes ago, Valdezology said:The cynical answer would be something like Alien because I simply would just not be in space, or like Ghost Ship because I wouldn't be caught on a ship. But my real answer would be like one of the Child's Play movies. I think I'm stronger than a doll.Child's Play is a great choice! Chucky is fierce, but he's also tiny, so in reality it likely wouldn't be too difficult to overpower him!
December 2, 2025Dec 2 I love this question. I might survive a traditional slasher movie - simply because if something weird or scary is happening, I'm going the other way. Child's Play does seem up there as the most survivable. I also think I'd be able to survive in a slow-walker zombie apocalypse (Dawn of the Dead 1978 not 2004) but not the fast-moving ones with a ton of evil human factions to fight.I also think I would have survived The Mist (which is still one of my personal faves).
December 2, 2025Dec 2 Probably none of them because I'm always the guy who gets voted to handle situations but I would at least put up a good fight and maybe others would survive with my sacrifice 😂
December 3, 2025Dec 3 I think I could survive a single Scream movie, but I definitely couldn't make it through a sequel. I think I could slide into a Randy Meeks situation for one movie and get kept around because my love for movies could be used as bait to paint me as a potential suspect. But once that novelty is gone in a second movie I'd be toast.
December 3, 2025Dec 3 Honestly, It Follows. Move to Australia, let the stalker spend years crossing the ocean, then move back to Europe.
December 3, 2025Dec 3 Author 20 hours ago, Ben Kendrick said:I love this question. I might survive a traditional slasher movie - simply because if something weird or scary is happening, I'm going the other way.Child's Play does seem up there as the most survivable. I also think I'd be able to survive in a slow-walker zombie apocalypse (Dawn of the Dead 1978 not 2004) but not the fast-moving ones with a ton of evil human factions to fight.I also think I would have survived The Mist (which is still one of my personal faves).The zombie situation is so relatable. Drop me into Dawn of the Dead and I'll be fine. But something like World War Z or 28 Days Later? I'd be toast within seconds.
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