December 1, 2025Dec 1 CB Team This is something we did a few years ago during the Arrowverse days, where we tried to figure out which Arrowverse hero was the worst Secret Santa and I thought it might be fun to ask the question again, just on a much larger scale now that it's December. What superhero -- from any form of media -- do you think is the worst Secret Santa and why? What sort of awful Secret Santa presents do they give and is anyone outright banned from participating?
December 1, 2025Dec 1 Oh man, Thor has to be the worst, right? A self-absorbed god who is barely familiar with life and pop culture on Earth. Sounds like a recipe for a terrible secret Santa present. On the contrary, I bet OG adult Groot gives the best gifts.
December 1, 2025Dec 1 Author CB Team 2 hours ago, Ben Kendrick said:Oh man, Thor has to be the worst, right? A self-absorbed god who is barely familiar with life and pop culture on Earth. Sounds like a recipe for a terrible secret Santa present.On the contrary, I bet OG adult Groot gives the best gifts.I've always assumed that Thor tries because he likes the idea of presents but also doesn't understand the concept so he gives you something like a weird live animal. Man, Groot would be the BEST person to have your name in a Secret Santa.
December 2, 2025Dec 2 CB Team No way does Hulk manage to a.) give you something good and b.) find a way to disguise his identity in giving you said gift.
December 2, 2025Dec 2 If I can stay in the Arrowverse, give me Wild Dog. Either he forgets about it and grabs something random from his closet, or he tries to give you a gun.
December 2, 2025Dec 2 Not to be the lame/basic one here but I mean it's gotta be Joker, right? Any version but specifically Leto's, for reasons we all know from the BTS stories.
December 2, 2025Dec 2 CB Team Probably like the actual Santa lol, isn't Santa like a god level mutant or something? Not so secret if you ask me.
December 3, 2025Dec 3 CB Team If Spider-Man was a secret Santa, what would Peter Parker really be able to afford?
December 5, 2025Dec 5 Author CB Team On 12/2/2025 at 1:59 PM, Valdezology said:Probably like the actual Santa lol, isn't Santa like a god level mutant or something? Not so secret if you ask me.YES.
December 7, 2025Dec 7 CB Team I would have to say Deadpool! You would never know what to expect from that guy and it would likely be very inappropriate for Christmas lol
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